The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Good Morning Three Pumpkins. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

It's 9 a.m. in California and you know what that means. We're coming at you live from our cozy

three pumpkin studio to kickstart your morning

with upbeat babble and maybe just a tipple of champagne. As always, I'm Bobo Tabasco here with my co-host

Leo Caprice. Normally, we have a variety of segments, you know, the weather, some feel-good

fluff pieces, whipping nickels at the

audience. But today, we're going to do a full hour of paid advertisement for a man with some

really interesting ideas. I mean, this guy is as fringe as it gets. Ozzy Osbourne said

his ideas were a little baddie. And we're excited to give him a massive

audience with no strings attached. So let's pour another mimosa and give a big three pumpkins hello to True Goodwin.

Now true, I hear you've got some wild ideas. That's wild.

You know, I guess to some people, they may be wild, you know, but I've been operating in this sphere, you know, operating in my new diet and whatnot, working at it at my foundation, you know,

for a couple years now.

So to me, you know, it actually gets a little bit boring.

But, you know, anything to get somebody's attention, you know, that's gets a little bit boring, but, uh, you know, anything to get somebody's

attention, you know, that's the whole point of this. Well, true, Lato here. We're happy to have you

on this morning. Finally, you know, Guedith Palchow said your ideas were a little goopy. What do you

think is the consistency of your ideas on a scale from dry to goopy? Well, you know, I will admit, you know, there's a little bit of goopiness involved.

You know, this is dirty eating.

It is the opposite of clean eating.

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