#282: Stupid Hurts
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
1- Tragically, we’re shooting again.
2- Leading off stupid, the undisputed champ, Trump.
3- Kanye, enough clown shit.
4- Can’t cancel Hamilton
5- The indestructible 20’s
6- Brain eating amoeba will starve in Florida
7- Bison don’t like selfies
8- My Hulk mask is manly, bitches.
9- Karen don’t know looting
10- No mask, no worries. My store deals in dead folks
clothes.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 282 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:21.4 | This is Alonzo Bowden, and I appreciate you listening. |
| 0:25.1 | And I got to tell you, right now, I truly feel like a late night quiet storm DJ. |
| 0:32.1 | Everyone's always told me I have one of those voices. |
| 0:35.1 | Well, I got to tell you, it's a, it's a little after midnight in L.A. |
| 0:39.3 | The only sound outside are the coyotes and occasional owl. And here I am talking into the |
| 0:46.0 | mic recording. So who knows, maybe I've found my destiny. Now, if you're listening to the |
| 0:52.1 | podcast, I appreciate it. and you've obviously found me. |
| 0:56.9 | Recently, through all things, comedy, we switched from SoundCloud to Art 19, so some people |
| 1:03.0 | are saying they're having a hard time finding my podcast. |
| 1:06.4 | Still on Apple, still on Apple, and also on my YouTube channel. So you can just subscribe there to |
| 1:13.3 | Alonzo Bowden's YouTube channel. And I'm here again. If you're listening, obviously you found it. |
| 1:18.8 | As always, I ask you to tell a friend. Thursday, I did something I haven't done in four months. I did live comedy in front of an audience. |
| 1:30.8 | It was just absolutely an amazing feeling. Let me tell you people something that when we say |
| 1:39.1 | thank you for coming out, when I say, I appreciate you coming to the show, you might think I'm just talking, |
| 1:45.4 | but I'm telling you there is nothing like doing comedy in front of a live crowd. That's how it's |
| 1:51.7 | meant to be done. I was at the La Jolla comedy store, Mal Hall, who's open for me numerous times. |
| 1:59.5 | I was doing a guest spot on his show. |
| 2:02.6 | There were about 35 people there, social distance within the club. We had to wear masks when we |
| 2:08.8 | were off stage, all of that. That's okay. That's just how it's done. But to be in front of |
| 2:14.5 | those 35 people and to feel that energy and to create was absolutely amazing. |
| 2:19.9 | So I look forward to doing that again. |
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