#281: Covidiots Are Back

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

1- Texas finds science.

2- Florida doesn’t.

3- God’s perfect breathing apparatus

4- Karen and Ken bought a gun

5- It wasn’t a hate noose, it was a plain ole noose

6- The dog whistle is getting louder

7- R.I.P. Khari Parker

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. Welcome to episode 281 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? I apologize if you hear a beeping in the
0:25.4	background. There's construction being done on a house next door, and I don't have a Karen to make them
0:31.9	stop. So there will be occasional beeping as I think they're using a little forklift.
0:38.9	Anyway, enough of that.
0:43.0	The COVID-Its are winning.
0:45.3	That's the only way I could put it.
0:46.6	The COVID-Its are winning.
0:48.9	As you probably know, the coronavirus never went away.
0:53.9	And now the numbers are going up like crazy. In Texas,
0:58.8	they are now averaging, the average went from 2,000 cases a day to more than 5,000 cases a day.
1:07.7	A number reported infections in the United States has surpassed 2.5 million over
1:13.7	125,000 COVID related deaths blah blah blah blah I mean listen Europe is opening
1:21.4	back up is it any wonder we are not invited.
1:36.4	Texas, it's gotten so bad that the governor of Texas is resorting to science.
1:37.7	I know, I know.
1:40.2	I was equally shocked to hear it.
1:46.1	But apparently he is, he's listening to scientists. I don't know what's going in america some bitch start listening to science and so forth but they are uh they're going to test more people
1:53.2	even though trump said testing is what causes more people have the virus even mike pence
1:59.4	said people should wear masks.
2:02.2	We've talked about the mask thing before.
2:05.3	I'm looking at pictures of this, again, I don't get it.
2:11.0	So protesters against masks go out without masks in groups to yell at people for wearing masks.
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