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Hello and welcome to Regular Features.

The podcast is exactly the same every single week.

My name is Gav Murphy.

And like always, I'm here by myself reading out sad stories that you guys have sent in for our Sadentines Day special.

It's really hard to keep up the construct of it being the exact same thing every week.

Well, this is obviously not where it's like every single week.

So basically what we've got is, for the last couple of years, Matt and I have got together at his house on Valentine's Day

and told really sad stories about getting our hearts broken or times when we've done silly

things for love. We were going to do that this year, but apparently Matt's run out. I haven't.

I got loads of those types of stories, but it's not that much of a fun podcast to say about all the

times I've been sad with ladies. So what we thought we do is we put it in your hands, dear readers.

We stuck out a tweet and we sent an email round to all our lovely, lovely patrons.

And you guys sent in some pretty horrific stuff.

Really, really sad stories about, you know, getting dumped, times where you've been unlucky in love, and there's a lot of them.

Some of them were quite graphic, which are ones I kind of didn't go for.

We've got a big spreadsheet of ones because it all came in anonymously and we've got this massive

spreadsheet that everyone was taking stuff out from. Joe's just about with do his now and he went through

him and he was like, are you sure you guys have all taken yours out? And you're like, yeah, that's how many

sad people listen to this podcast. I hope you're all okay and everyone since all those stories

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