#280: I Love Gen Z
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
1- I may get cancelled
2- The truth shall set you free
3- I was fine until you tested me
4- Wish I was wrong
5- A new low... Again
6- Tik Tok kids
7- Go get em, kids. You’re better than we are.
8- Take care, D.L.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 280 in my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:23.7 | So, um, there's a, there's a lot going on. I'll tell you, as far as the recording goes, |
| 0:29.0 | again, fans know it. Tech problems. I've improved my technology, new computer, great microphone, |
| 0:37.2 | put some sound deadening stuff in the room. |
| 0:40.2 | But my room happens to have a couple of windows that I like to keep open. |
| 0:47.0 | So that's the brilliance. Yeah, put up sound deadening, but keep the windows open. |
| 0:52.1 | My backyard has become some kind of weird nature preserve. First, I was overrun by |
| 1:02.2 | squirrels a few weeks ago. A couple of weeks ago, just squirrel. I don't know what it was, |
| 1:07.0 | but a bunch of squirrels were running through and I I had this one plant, and they seem to like |
| 1:11.5 | eating it. So I go online, and I'm like, how do you get rid of squirrels? And it turns out, save this for |
| 1:18.2 | future info, because it works, mothballs, mothballs, squirrels can't stand the smell. So I go to the store, |
| 1:26.0 | I go to Rouse, my grocery store, and I ask the kid |
| 1:29.1 | that, you know, where are the mothballs? And he says, I don't even know what those were. So |
| 1:37.8 | don't ask a Gen Z kid for moth balls, because they don't know what mothballs are. I did find |
| 1:43.9 | them. I threw some in the yard and they |
| 1:45.7 | worked. I mean, literally, the squirrels were gone the next day, that day, gone. So they came back and I was like, |
| 1:54.6 | oh, the mothballs must have dissolved. Throw some more out, no more squirrels. Yesterday, i had two giant owls in my backyard just on |
| 2:05.8 | this wall have like this retaining wall in the backyard they were just there looking and someone said |
| 2:10.7 | you know i took pictures of them and put them up and someone said where'd you get the statues and i was |
| 2:15.3 | like those are not statues those are not statues. Those are owls. |
| 2:17.8 | They're actual owls. |
| 2:19.2 | And then another one landed on a telephone pole right outside my house. |
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