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🗓️ 24 July 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Trevor freaks out cause Michael thinks it's normal to cum on the ground while jerking off. They talk about other stuff too but mainly WHY THE FUCK MICHAEL CUMS ON THE FLOOR. This is a science podcast.
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0:00.0 | Elevates your summer nights with all the indulgence of the new Magnum double star chaser |
0:08.2 | It cracking chocolate |
0:10.2 | popcorn flavor and rich caramel sauce for the night |
0:14.7 | Pleasure is always on |
0:17.3 | Magnum true to pleasure |
0:19.8 | You're not pushing on us. Yes, you got to like you professors |
0:24.4 | Fucking book copy your goddamn fucking barking oats and over here. This is bullshit |
0:33.5 | Like what do you mean you're not big what does that even mean? I just don't watch I don't watch TV |
0:39.3 | You don't watch movies or TV not like I thought like a my fucking hate. I'm I just don't go to movie theaters and shit |
0:45.7 | That's fun, but you don't watch movies like at home. I really do watch TV at home not really I don't really eat |
0:51.1 | I don't know why I'm coming so hard at you |
0:53.1 | But it's stupid because I'll spend that hour third day. I would have spent on a TV show on Instagram |
0:57.2 | Just writing everything really don't care about these people. What am I doing? What am I doing? |
1:00.9 | Yeah, but you know the weird thing is every time I sing on time I sit down and watch TV or a movie |
1:04.5 | I'm always like what am I doing that? |
1:08.5 | On the phone I always feel like I'm wasting my time whatever I'm doing unless I'm on stage |
1:13.0 | I feel like I'm wasting my yeah, which is a horrible way to live that's why hey being hung over I'm laying bad |
1:17.4 | I need to be working. I'm just like enjoy this moment |
1:21.1 | Yeah, but how do you make a video? How do you enjoy how do you enjoy the moment of being hung over? |
1:26.5 | That's what I'm saying. That's like not only downtime |
1:28.7 | It's when you're actually down. Yeah. Oh terrible. You vomit a lot when you're hung over no |
1:34.2 | Really I just get excruciating headaches. Oh, dude |
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