4.8 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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The boys get crazy on this one. They talk about dick tents, peeing in a Sbarro's fruit punch in the food court, and how truly weird Abercrombie is. They also discuss the ins and outs of jerking off in Barbara Bush's bathroom.
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0:00.0 | When you join Tinder, you might not have been looking for answers, but there were some good |
0:05.0 | clues, like in the way they smiled with their eyes. Like how they didn't reach free |
0:09.6 | hand before you'd reach for theirs. And when the time was right, they popped the question, |
0:15.1 | Will you keep a toothbrush at my place? |
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0:24.2 | Whatever you're looking for, it starts with a swipe, explore the possibilities on Tinder. |
0:29.0 | Download today. |
0:32.7 | This is Trevor Wallace here. We're sitting next to my co-host Michael Blowestine who also |
0:38.4 | comes on floors. That was last episode. That was last episode. |
0:42.4 | But you knew after episode. But here's the thing, if you haven't said last episode, listen to |
0:46.2 | the last episode because everything in this episode is going to make a lot more sense because |
0:49.7 | right after you said that, you admitted to coming on floors as Ted Bundy would do in his autobiography. |
0:56.4 | I realized I was like, wait a second. Our podcast is literally called Stiff Socks. |
1:01.8 | Insinuating semen in the socks. Yeah. |
1:06.9 | But is your sock the floor? You didn't like, yes, been living a lie? |
1:12.0 | You didn't ask me. My floors are made of socks. |
1:14.7 | I've been your house. They're not Michael. |
1:16.5 | They're not. They're a hardware floor. They're actually very nice and lived in the floor. |
1:18.9 | What was it like? How do you have a podcast name? Stiff Socks. But you thought it was |
1:23.8 | weird to come on a paper towel. It's weird to come on a paper towel. I feel like that's still |
1:32.7 | your serial killer. You're more Ted Bundy coming on a paper towel. Like a bounty paper towel. |
1:38.1 | You have to lie it down. Yes. The pre-medic, that's the weird part to me. The pre-medic. |
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