27: Almost Getting Sued by White Claw

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The boys talk about the cease and desist Trevor got from White Claw, how he felt being rich for a night, and what it was like to lose it all the next day. Then they talk threesomes, raiding Area 51, and help a listener figure out how to tell his girl she's got a smelly situation.

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0:00.0	That's where I was super salty because it was just like what do you mean you don't want to work together
0:08.5	We live we lie we're not live
0:14.1	Technically we're live and right now this is for us. It's live. It's very live
0:20.1	It's not listening. It's not live recorded on Monday Monday, but you don't have to spoil the movie magic
0:26.2	You're right guys welcome to the live episode. What would you say instead we're recording hey, man
0:31.5	Welcome, I don't know if we have to like distinguish it sounds like you're opening a door for like a salesman or something
0:36.8	Welcome, dude. I hate you know how people like people love the Walmart people that are like the greeters
0:42.3	They still do that. I think so fuck man. I just don't even give the time and day. I don't even look at them
0:47.8	They're not people to me
0:49.3	They're also 94 years old. Yeah, you know you know you go to the airport and there's those like 3D things that
0:56.1	Sort of like tell you directions. Yeah, you know that's what I think the Walmart greeters are to me
1:00.2	That's how I look at them. I'm like those are computers, but isn't it aren't they there so you don't steal or or
1:05.6	Well, why are they that I don't really make you feel good?
1:08.1	I don't need anybody to talk to me when I'm at Walmart right, but what I'm saying is I think it makes you feel good
1:13.2	You look at them you go all right at least I'm not that I
1:17.0	Know you know, I might not have any coupons with me, but at least I'm not 94 and just just bleeding out bread pudding
1:24.2	You know, yeah, and had to get this job because my son is addicted to math and I have to recoup all the money that he stole
1:29.5	Do you think they do that job for money or do you think it's just like I'm bored
1:34.4	Maybe to assess the people that they want to murder. Yeah, you know what I mean? I think I don't know bro
1:40.2	Maybe they're retired. What would you do if you were retired? Like you my dad's retired and all he does is just tag me in Facebook
1:48.3	That's the most retired thing. I was like dad. You're on social media more than I am
1:52.7	Can you imagine putting that on your W2 I tag my son in Facebook, bro. He doesn't miss a beat Facebook memory pops up
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