28: The British Work Ethic
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2022
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Nigel and Producer Matt are reunited as Nigel returns home from the Australia, New Zealand and Japan leg of his world tour! Nigel wants Matt to work more after his recent trip to Glastonbury festival and is frustrated with the work ethic of British people in general...
0:00 - Producer Matt’s punishment for going to Glastonbury and getting Covid is wearing Porn Hub merchandise.
11:00 - Nigel thinks UK Music festivals are attended by predominantly white people because everybody else is working!
21:00 - Producer Matt had covid and couldn’t work but Nigel’s builders got covid and came in anyway - why won’t British people work!
28:01 - Nigel had a great time in Japan and also discovered that Japanese men don’t go down on women.
38:40 - Why Nigel is taking Top Gun Maverick principles and using them in his own videos. If Tom Cruise was British all the stunts would be CGI so he doesn’t have to work.
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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| 0:00.0 | Listener as a beauty, good work, life balance, move to the UK. |
| 0:02.8 | You see how little they work here? |
| 0:04.6 | And also, we'll have more time off when the queen's definitely going to pass away this shit. |
| 0:08.6 | Is she going to pull a Shinsau Abe? |
| 0:09.7 | Please don't get Shinsau Abate queen. |
| 0:15.8 | We're going to go to lose my for another seven days. |
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| 0:30.3 | Hello, hello, hello. |
| 0:31.4 | Welcome back to Hayya podcast. |
| 0:33.4 | I'm back in London after my tour in Asia and Australia and New Zealand, |
| 0:37.0 | all those places. |
| 0:38.0 | And together with me is producer Matt as usual, wearing his Pornhub merch. |
| 0:43.8 | So the story is Pornhub sent me, Pornhub follows me on Instagram. |
| 0:47.5 | So I slid into Pornhub's DMs because apparently I'm the kind of comedian that Porn Stars watch. |
| 0:53.9 | I'm kind of cool, man. |
| 0:55.4 | Like in Thailand, Millie came out to see me. |
| 0:58.0 | She's a Thai rapper. |
| 0:59.2 | She does stuff with ADA, right? |
| 1:00.4 | It's a very cool, like, Asian American slash Asian record label, rappers, pop stars, a lot of people. |
| 1:07.7 | So I love her music. |
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