29: There Would Be 10 or 20 Guys With Me ft Maria Ozawa
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
This week Nigel speaks with former Japanese AV star Maria Ozawa! They chat EVERYTHING about her career to date, it's a fascinating chat and we hope you enjoy it.
Subscribe to Maria: https://www.youtube.com/c/MariaOzawaOfficial/videos
Big thanks to Tokyo Comedy Bar for letting us film there, go check them out if you live in Tokyo: https://www.tokyocomedybar.com/
0:00 - Nigel and Matt preamble and Nigel STILL doesn't have his Canadian visa.
4:53 - How Maria was introduced to the Japanese AV industry
15:00 - Maria came to watch Nigel's show in Tokyo and Maria's history owning different bars
26:00 - Nigel wants Maria to marry one of her elderly bar visitors
35:00 - What it's like to date as an AV star and she describes what her DMs are like
47:30 - Nigel and Maria's experiences with acting and Maria reveals her overall thoughts on her time as an AV star.
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | How many guys does it take to qualify it as a Bukaki? At least four? No, more. At least 10. |
| 0:05.7 | If you're going to make a whole sequence or like a whole video out of it, you need around 10 to 20, 20, 20, 30. |
| 0:14.1 | The more the better, I guess. So it's like a small, you make like a small pool out of it. |
| 0:19.8 | I've seen some. I'm like, wow. Hello and welcome listeners to |
| 0:22.9 | another episode of Haia podcast. You got a special one for you today. It's with Maria Ozawa. She is an |
| 0:29.8 | ex-Japanese adult film actress. They call them AV stars in Japan or porn stars in the Western world. |
| 0:37.0 | So Matt doesn't know who she is, but he, she had to, you had to do some research on Maria. |
| 0:42.1 | How did that go? |
| 0:43.1 | How did that go? |
| 0:43.4 | I mean, that's where I'm wearing, obviously, the Pornhub match. |
| 0:46.8 | Yeah, Pornhub doesn't even follow Maria, by the way, because she lost her Instagram account. |
| 0:51.5 | And then, but porn, so Pornhop follows me, but not Maria Ozawa. |
| 0:55.8 | Pretty cool. |
| 0:56.7 | I grew up watching her. |
| 0:57.9 | She's like my, if you told my teenage self, I was going to get to interview her in like 15 |
| 1:02.1 | years time. |
| 1:02.6 | I'll be like, ah, fuck you. |
| 1:04.1 | You're just kidding. |
| 1:05.0 | Right? |
| 1:05.3 | And then it actually happened. |
| 1:06.9 | Well, you nervous. |
| 1:07.5 | That was crazy. |
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