278. The Way Home (Guilds & Goblins #22)

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Kids & Family, Stories For Kids

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🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Zach and Zizi finally find the portal home, but first, they have to get passed the Underlows. Can Scully and Cthunkle arrive in time to help? Lessons include: grownups make mistakes, too; you don’t have to wait until you’re a grownup to try to make a difference. This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The dice rolls are all real and help us tell the story, along with your questions and ideas! Listen to all G&G episodes: 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, and 275-278. Join our Patreon for ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. See more art by Ana Stretcu at our merch store, the Imaginarium! hatifworld.threadless.com Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions and artwork with a grownup's help via email at whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com or Instagram @whatifworldpodcast What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O'Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0	What if kittens played the glockage beer?
0:09.0	What if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly? The Corns were real.
0:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
0:20.0	What if world?
0:22.0	What if world?
0:23.0	World, this is What If World.
0:29.0	Greetings adventurers and welcome back to guilds and goblins.
0:36.5	That what if world game, where your questions and ideas, combined with real in the moment
0:42.0	dice rolling, help us tell off the cuff adventures.
0:45.9	I'm Mr Eric, your host and Guildmaster, and all of today's guests are actually still stuck
0:52.3	and gills and goblins. And ever since they are guests are actually still stuck in Guild and Goblins.
0:54.1	And ever since they arrived,
0:55.6	your what-if questions have been having a bigger and bigger effect
1:00.6	on the Guilds and Goblins homeworld known as Berend.
1:04.0	Yeah, that sounds pretty confusing, so I'll give you a quick recap.
1:08.0	Last week, our listener Elliot asked,
1:11.0	what if poodles sat on noodles,
1:12.0	fireflies sat on pies, and trucks drove on trees?
1:16.0	When the story started, your adventurers,
1:19.0	Zach and Zizi, decided to follow some fireflies,
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