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What If World - Stories for Kids

44. Tallulah asks: What if cats could turn into vampires?

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Kids & Family, Stories For Kids

4.56.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever heard the tale of the “Guy Who Cried Vampire”? Well, neither has hard-nosed detective Alabaster Zero. Can he and Fair Elise get to the bottom of this vampire mystery? And what's the deal with that cat? Lessons include: a dream come true may not be all you imagined, and your brain is better at solving mysteries than your gut. This remastered episode originally aired on August 28th, 2017. Join our Patreon for ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. See more art by Ana Stretcu at our merch store, the Imaginarium! whatifworld.threadless.com Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions and artwork with a grownup's help via email at whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com, Instagram @whatifworldpodcast, or snail mail: What If World (or Mr. Eric) P.O. Box 4905 Panorama City, CA 91412 What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0

What if kittens played the glockage beer?

0:09.0

What if unicorns were real?

0:12.0

What if you could fly? The Corns were real.

0:13.0

What if you could fly or travel back in time?

0:17.0

We welcome you to what if world.

0:20.0

What if world?

0:22.0

What if world? What If World, World, this is What If World.

0:30.0

Hey there folks and welcome back to What If World to show where your questions and

0:34.9

ideas inspire off-the-cuff stories. I'm Mr. Eric your host and today we are

0:39.9

bringing you an origin story for a little known character called Tabby Toulula.

0:46.3

That of course is Alabaster Zero's cat. It all started way back when,

0:52.0

with a question from a listener named Toula.

0:55.0

So let's hear her question and the rest of the story and we'll be back with a brand new episode next week.

1:02.0

Hi, my name is Toula, and I'm seven, and I like shooting my bow and arrow, and what is

1:09.8

cats could turn to the vampires?

1:12.4

Thank you so much for this question, Toulula.

1:15.0

And you know what, folks, this is the perfect week for another add-on question.

1:20.0

From Evie.

1:22.0

My name is Evie. My name is Evie.

1:24.0

And um...

1:25.0

Which one of your favorite thing?

1:27.0

My favorite thing is a fairy.

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