277. Elliot asks: What if poodles sat on noodles and flies sat on pies? (G&G 21)

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

After a What-If Question mishap, Zach and Zizi decide to take matters into their own hands and save themselves from the world of Guilds & Goblins. Lessons include: The difference between confidence and entitlement is how we face failure; caution can keep us safe, but we must leave the house to live our lives. This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The dice rolls are all real and help us tell the story, along with your questions and ideas! Listen to all previous G&G episodes: 176, 181, 182, 191, 192, 193, 199, 199 ½, 214, 215, 216, 217, 243, 244, 245, 263, 270, 271, 275, and 276. Join our Patreon for ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. See more art by Ana Stretcu at our merch store, the Imaginarium! hatifworld.threadless.com Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions and artwork with a grownup's help via email at whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com or Instagram @whatifworldpodcast What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O'Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0	What if kittens played the glockage beer?
0:09.0	What if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly? The Corns were real.
0:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
0:20.0	What if world?
0:22.0	What if world?
0:27.0	World, this is What If World game where your questions and ideas,
0:40.6	along with real life in the moment dice rolling,
0:44.0	and inspire off-the-cuff adventures.
0:46.0	I'm Mr. Eric, your host and Guildmaster.
0:49.0	Joined by my players in What If World, Lolandra,
0:52.0	Oh yeah, that's my character's name, I'm Lord. my players in What If World, Lollandra?
0:52.8	Oh yeah, that's my character's name, I'm Lola Rabbit,
0:56.0	and Lollandra is a Ware Bunny and Nature Mage.
1:00.4	And I'm Papa Lou, but my character's name is Sir Loth, of Hoth. A Jedi Knight with a
1:08.0	sprite Saber who can control the weather using the Norse.
1:13.2	Completely original ideas thought up by me.
1:15.7	And last but most certainly not least,
1:18.4	are Mama Jemma, and my character's name is Swan Song.
1:23.4	She's a Swan Person and Troubadour
1:26.1	who tells stories and sing songs.
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