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Dear Hank & John

278: Popeulation Density

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.98.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Can a whale use a snorkel? Am I getting one vaccine or two? What is Hank's job? Why do some hoodies have pockets in their pockets? How many popes per square mile does the Vatican have? Is artificial gravity possible? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0

I'm John Fitch, I'm John Fitch.

0:03.3

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

0:06.5

Or has I preferred to think of it dear, John?

0:08.5

Hank.

0:09.5

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,

0:11.6

give you to be advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and F.C.

0:15.3

Wimbledon.

0:16.3

John, do you know if some fish like to swim in salt water?

0:18.0

I don't.

0:19.0

Because if they swim in pepper water, it will make them sneeze.

0:22.7

That's not even a joke.

0:25.1

There's no pun.

0:26.1

John, I've just been feeling in general like my

0:29.9

my jokes have been too good lately.

0:31.8

So I wanted to toss that one out for you.

0:34.2

And I'm trying to take it down a notch

0:36.0

to go over my expectations so that when you,

0:38.3

in a couple of weeks,

0:39.3

you're building up to an amazing joke like Euripides.

0:43.2

My all time favorite joke.

0:45.0

Like you have told a funny joke in that segment.

0:48.7

And every time I think to myself,

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