277: One Quirk Too Many

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Why do American weeks start on Sunday? How long should Christmas decorations stay up? How do I add variety to my life? What's a failure that felt like success? Is it okay to use a gift in its thank you card? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.3	Dore's up for a big of a dear John and Hank.
0:08.1	It's a podcast for two brothers answer your questions,
0:10.3	give you a big advice and bring them all the way to
0:11.8	news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:14.0	John, how do you make an octopus giggle?
0:17.4	I don't know.
0:19.3	You give them 10 tickles.
0:21.6	John, octopuses have 10 tickles.
0:24.4	And I bring this up.
0:26.5	Hank.
0:27.2	Yeah, Hank?
0:28.4	Correct me, science man.
0:29.8	Well, it's just that I don't know if you've seen the Nobel Prize
0:33.2	that I keep in the background of the vlog brothers videos.
0:36.4	It's the Nobel Prize for being extremely pedantic.
0:39.8	Uh-huh.
0:40.1	And I won it the old fashioned way,
0:42.3	which was by pointing out that octopi don't have tentacles.
0:47.7	Octopodes have feet.
0:50.2	Oh my god.
0:55.6	So there are three ways to pluralize octopus.
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