278: GeHOGuessr (Celeb flight tracking, Worst app ever?, Stolen valor pandas)

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar.

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0:00.0	This is Florida left of Gainesville about 27 minutes.
0:04.0	Okay.
0:05.0	Oh, I got the right stay.
0:10.0	Suck my goddamn Tampa loving dick.
0:13.0	Let's go!
0:15.0	Yeah, wait, are we in?
0:17.0	We're in.
0:18.0	Michael looks like an undercover cop who enjoys fishing a little too much.
0:21.0	Those shades just make me think that like you got a big gulp and a
0:25.1	Copenhagen and a strong opinion. Yeah mountain dew is my blood type. Yeah yeah yeah
0:30.4	yeah when you wear these is fishing fun or does fishing take a long time?
0:36.1	Or does it get you away from your wife?
0:37.5	That's what I'm saying.
0:38.5	Fishing is the calm map in real life.
0:41.4	Is it the only thing that you do that if you do it bad you're still happy?
0:45.0	I'm fucking throwing gems right now but that's real.
0:48.0	Oh I see you're saying because you don't catch any fish you're like, well it's peaceful.
0:52.0	Yeah, but golf is peaceful,
0:54.7	but if you don't play well, I'll break all my clubs.
0:57.4	Right.
0:59.0	What is that?
0:59.6	I don't know.
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