277: Condiment Queen ft. Heather McMahan (Ole Miss tailgating, Jerk from home, Whataburger sh*tkickers)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.

Find Heather at https://heatherontour.com/

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0:00.0	Watching a grown man eat a lunchable is the most disgusting thing I'm going to tell you right now. I'm not a post to a lunchable. Are you insane? I am insane. Which lunchable? Now if you say the pizza lunchable... The pizza lunchable is so good. It is the best one.
0:11.2	Oh man, you can go get a slice.
0:13.0	The pizza one tastes like cold wind.
0:15.0	No, you're absolutely at your mind.
0:17.0	I'm leaving immediately.
0:18.0	I'm saying that right now.
0:20.0	Cool, that's the episode.
0:22.0	Let's start there. Yeah, I have nothing to promote. You have life to promote. Let's start there.
0:23.0	Yeah, I have nothing to promote.
0:24.0	You have life to promote.
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	I just raptur.
0:27.0	And I don't know when the special, the second special is coming out.
0:30.0	We haven't gotten the date yet.
0:31.0	Did you guys shoot it?
0:32.0	Yeah. Beautiful. Is it going to the same platform, the first one on? We haven't gotten the date yet. Did you ever shot it?
0:32.8	Is it going to the same platform the first one?
0:35.0	I think so. They get the first little bite.
0:38.0	They get the first little bite.
0:40.0	Isn't that fun? First little peek at it.
0:42.0	They get the first little, yeah, little, I don't know what that was.
0:44.0	You're fingered it, I fingered it,
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