279: Getting Freaky at Foot Locker ft. Kam Patterson (Game 7 d*ck, Nyquil standup, Mall hoes)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy. Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor.

Follow Kam: instagram.com/kamsoofunny

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0:00.0	If we just like and the doggy, this bitch on.
0:03.2	Yeah, yeah, on.
0:04.6	We're vibing.
0:05.4	But if you're really fucking, you put it backwards.
0:07.2	Yeah, it's an anniversary.
0:08.2	There we go.
0:08.8	You know you're fucking me.
0:10.8	Like is Pokemon, Ash, catch them?
0:12.4	Bish, I'm from the cat tomorrow, baby, we ain't spinning, man.
0:15.0	You gotta get some dig now.
0:17.0	Spinn it around.
0:18.0	Where's the worst that you think you ever bombed?
0:21.0	Oh, we're going by the way?
0:23.0	Yeah, man.
0:24.0	Camp Patterson's here today.
0:25.0	Camp Patterson's the legend.
0:27.0	Great funny man.
0:28.0	I've been doing that weird little tart to scream for a minute now.
0:32.0	What scream?
0:33.0	Ahh!
0:34.0	Just in public?
0:35.0	Yeah, this is weird.
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