277-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2015

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Mind if we burp? After Chipotle? And suckin stuff? Well we've got that and more for you. Here's something we'd like to know - what exactly is Plies saying? We try to solve the mysteries of this modern day philosopher. Plus does a communist from a small island have the tools to identify a sex toy? We have differing opinions on this one. Will you side with the right Mommy!? Maybe if you're having troubles motivating yourself you keep it to yourself OR just go ahead and post every day how everyone is out to get you and everything is a battle and FIGHT! Fight things and people that aren't even there. That seems awfully stable of you. You have the Jeans, you just gotta learn how to wear them.

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0:00.0	oh
0:32.0	Just to love in the stars cool
0:34.0	We can write in a house put the same shit down on it
0:36.6	So fuck you, I'm a friendly bit laughing
0:38.5	Till you get up and rain
0:39.6	Drown in the pit talking shit
0:41.0	I'm a sin for fuck your stains
0:42.5	Don't give a story
0:43.4	We're toilet and toilet and be words
0:45.6	It's worth the less
0:46.5	Since we dig jokes, get started
0:48.2	No, we probably try to just respect
0:49.9	You get my house and grab the fuck
0:51.5	Grab the fuck and we're more control
0:53.1	House your mom's
0:53.8	She's good, likes the world and go
0:55.6	House your mom in the mountains
0:56.9	Kiss a girl with show
0:58.3	House your mom's in a good
1:00.0	Fuck you think
1:01.0	House your mom's in their
1:02.3	Who bought the shit
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