276-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2015

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

J-J-J-J-Jeans Unit! This is a very special episode. In addition to being packed with content and the introduction of a new, amazing caller, we here at Your Mom's House are very proud to announce that the Main Mommy, Christina Pazsitzky (PaJeanSky) has released a NEW album! Man of the Year is Christina's second album and is now available everywhere. Be sure to get a copy so that her jeans reach higher, tigher levels! Plus the moms get down and talk about Tommy letting Christina do (and say) dumb things. Is it his fault?!? Tina worked out HARD this week. Is cross training fitness not a match for her? Tommy is in LOVE with another crime show. This one is extra murdery and we break it down for you. Plus "Uncle Bill" whom we have been wanting to have on the show for years is finally here. All we can say about that is - you're not ready. DENIM!

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, please take the few moments we're providing you right now to go ahead and get a pair of jeans on and
0:07.3	Pull them up and make sure they're really tight and
0:11.1	We'll just give you a few seconds to go ahead and do that. Thank you
0:14.1	Special announcement
0:33.8	I like this
0:36.0	My jeans are so tight I had to change though. I was wearing a pair of tight today
0:40.0	I just took them off and put my sweatpants on but I don't think my jeans are long loose
0:44.7	They're always high in tight in my mind. Yeah, this is I like this. This is good. What kind of fucking jam? This is
0:51.3	Um
1:18.3	This is
1:20.3	After the bomb, baby.
1:22.3	I love it.
1:24.3	It's the name of the group.
1:25.3	Thanks for sending this in.
1:26.3	The song is called Pussy Machine.
1:28.3	It's so good a title.
1:30.3	Dude, that's the perfect title for this.
1:38.3	Yeah.
1:39.3	Pussy Machine, Pussy Machine, Pussy Machine.
1:43.3	Spread apart that Pussy Machine.
1:46.3	Look for stuff in your Pussy Machine.
1:51.3	Find a pair of Jeep keys.
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