Matt Braunger-278-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2015

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Big. Dumb. Animal. Those words don't just describe our guest Matt Braunger perfectly. They're also the name of his new 1 hour special (but without the periods). Always welcome inside the Mommy Dome, Braunger is like a son to us. We not only talk about his big special we cover the hidden C**T in Harry Potter (Tommy found it), and what in the world Plies was talking about, Ya feel me? This episode is just like hanging out in the bathroom with your buddy. You're gonna love it. Who won the last Fill Her Up? We have results! And this edition of Tom or White is pure White Knowledge testing - how much do you know!?

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0:00.0	When and how
0:02.0	Supposedly alter the balls. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure
0:06.7	I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened
0:10.4	I have no idea. I don't know
0:12.8	I like the balls. I like the balls. I like the balls to be their perfect
0:19.6	Whatever
0:21.6	I don't want anyone touching touch with my balls. I don't want any rubbing rubbing rubbing them guys are really focused on my balls
0:28.6	You got a few feeling and you got a few feeling and there's a great accomplishment to reach my balls
0:33.0	I tell them how great they are before the game. I want to be there familiar with my balls
0:37.6	I'm going to be there on every club. I like the balls. I like the balls. I like the balls. I like the balls to be their perfect
0:44.2	I'm not squeezing the balls. Whatever feels good. I always played you guys. All right. Well, that was really neat. Who was that about?
0:55.8	That was a part of a deflate gate. You know, you don't know that stuff too much, but is that football? It's football. Yeah. Yeah. The
1:04.6	The pay triettes
1:06.6	had deflated footballs in their conference championship game and then they had a press conference about it and then somebody
1:15.6	Remains. All right. Always fun to talk to you. It's always a good time. I do the philosophy podcast
1:22.6	Yeah, I'm under football. Okay. More from after the bombator instrumental
1:30.6	I'm in Kansas City, Missouri this weekend at the Kansas City improv. Thursday, Friday, Saturday only super
1:50.6	Bulls on Sunday and if you have a super bowl Sunday comedy show, you're a fucking asshole because that's going to be dead.
2:02.6	I'm excited about it. So please come check me out. I am going to Omaha, Mama, Nebraska next week. You're going to love it. It's such a great club. You said that a lot. You said you really like that club. The
2:15.6	only one funny bone Omaha is fantastic. Yeah. And then those Kansas City you're going to have a good time. Yeah, end of the month. I do this
2:25.6	private show in Dallas and I have a one nighter and had his Bergman, Mississippi and Lafayette, Louisiana right after that. I just
2:34.6	added Jacksonville, Florida, March 4th and I just added Atlanta, Georgia the night before doing one night only at the punchline, March 3rd, West Palm Beach. I'm
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