276: D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single)
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.8 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're dying. Why are we freaking out about fucking YouTube short numbers? |
| 0:03.0 | Let's go to the, let's go to the fucking Denver Mountains |
| 0:06.1 | and see if I'm gay or not. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, we're in? We're in. |
| 0:14.0 | What the fuck is an arboretum? |
| 0:17.0 | I'm sick of it. |
| 0:18.0 | An arboretum. |
| 0:19.0 | I don't know, it's an armeridum. |
| 0:21.0 | Maybe? |
| 0:22.0 | Arboretum. Some stupid... What is maybe arboretum |
| 0:22.8 | what is an arbodilla a cyber truck on it's a cat that has |
| 0:27.8 | fucking football pads on it what the hell is this dude Who's getting pussy off cyber trucks? |
| 0:33.3 | Dude they had to return like $6. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh yeah because the pedals kept getting stuck. |
| 0:36.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.6 | One of them crashes to the Beverly Hills. |
| 0:39.4 | Good. |
| 0:40.8 | Doing when something happens to rich people I say good eat the rich. |
| 0:45.0 | It is funny do you make a car and they're like yeah but what if it doesn't stop |
| 0:50.3 | they're like hey come on man come on the reason why it's stuck is there's |
| 0:53.4 | too much sperm underneath because everyone's getting fucking blown no they're not you |
| 0:57.4 | don't like cyber truck they're fine they show back heavy yeah a like big old ass. |
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