275-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2015

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Oh jeans it's here! Your first NEW momisode of the NEW year. This one really delivers. Maybe it's us, maybe it's these jeans. We give you modern day philosopher, Plies. Tina has trouble deciphering his sounds, but once she gets it, she GETS it. Plus we try to figure out what's up with Austin Uber drivers and all the different browns we had there. Is there anything Steven Seagal doesn't know? Well, uh, that's a trick question. We jam out to a song that'll blow your mind. CP was inspired and now you'll be too. Raise a pair of pants up for this one!

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0:00.0	Why do you choose to come to Term parasits?
0:10.1	Well it's not such bad.
0:17.7	Hey, what I said, what
0:28.7	did you say cause audio?
0:59.9	I'd say, I'd be flossing my teeth, 28 inch rim
1:03.4	I'd say, we all be shining man, I'm the ass white
1:06.5	Who just part of what's that to your man, all I know is Bikes
1:10.1	Hey buddy, guess who it is, when it be talk
1:13.4	Don't spread the knowledge, all about the shits
1:16.5	Mommy, T and Mommy, see, likes another girl
1:19.3	There's guests watching clips and talking shit
1:21.3	The mommy is the best
1:23.0	But I want to say this once we fold the shelf
1:25.5	Mommy's the life fuck me and I'll cry, y'all
1:55.5	I miss that song, been a long time since we heard it, I really can't
2:06.2	It's so good, they get down
2:08.0	I like when he goes, fuck me in a bro, mom is for life
2:13.1	Fuck me in a bro, it's so good
2:16.0	He knows man, he gets it
2:18.0	Talk about that momhood
2:20.0	It's all about, it's all about the matriarchy
2:24.2	Mom'sagora
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