275: Michael Vs. Canada (Border troll, Gypsy Rose streets era, Manscape the homies)

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife.

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0:00.0	Problem is, G.G. doesn't really super love other dogs, and so she won't like run around and get exercise.
0:06.0	Hey, she loves hot dogs!
0:08.0	Ha ha!
0:10.0	In my head, I'm delusional and if a video has like 49,000 views I'm like each one of those people loved it
0:21.0	Each one of those people was like great video.
0:23.4	And at the time I see a comment and then 17, like whatever, the fucking comments back to that.
0:30.4	I'm like half of those are so bad. Isn't it crazy you're just at home like petting your dog going
0:36.4	Gee and then there's people around the world arguing in your comments yeah your
0:41.4	comment section and I'm not saying you have a toxic comment section but like every once a while somebody will just find it
0:46.1	Of course he's wearing a rot footage chew what does that mean he voted for the rot?
0:50.3	Oh dude dude are we in what should we be in?
0:53.4	Yeah, we be in? Yeah, we're in.
0:55.0	When somebody writes something about, well,
0:58.8	this guy's funnier than Matt Rife in my comments.
1:02.4	I know there's going to be 900 comments.
1:06.0	Here's the thing you can be cutting Zucchini's name and they'd be like funnier than
1:08.8	Matt Rott. It's like, I'm not even doing stand-up. I'm not even doing stand-up.
1:11.2	Also Matt's a great guy. And he's so funny and he's funny. Yeah.
1:14.0	Every time I watch a clip I go, I get it, he's funny. Yeah. Funny.
1:18.0	Never not one time. The headset, we could change, but he's entressed that to everybody.
1:22.0	Yes, he had.
1:23.0	I saw him in the comedy story.
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