275: Michael Vs. Canada (Border troll, Gypsy Rose streets era, Manscape the homies)
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Problem is, G.G. doesn't really super love other dogs, and so she won't like run around and get exercise. |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, she loves hot dogs! |
| 0:08.0 | Ha ha! |
| 0:10.0 | In my head, I'm delusional and if a video has like 49,000 views I'm like each one of those people loved it |
| 0:21.0 | Each one of those people was like great video. |
| 0:23.4 | And at the time I see a comment and then 17, like whatever, the fucking comments back to that. |
| 0:30.4 | I'm like half of those are so bad. Isn't it crazy you're just at home like petting your dog going |
| 0:36.4 | Gee and then there's people around the world arguing in your comments yeah your |
| 0:41.4 | comment section and I'm not saying you have a toxic comment section but like every once a while somebody will just find it |
| 0:46.1 | Of course he's wearing a rot footage chew what does that mean he voted for the rot? |
| 0:50.3 | Oh dude dude are we in what should we be in? |
| 0:53.4 | Yeah, we be in? Yeah, we're in. |
| 0:55.0 | When somebody writes something about, well, |
| 0:58.8 | this guy's funnier than Matt Rife in my comments. |
| 1:02.4 | I know there's going to be 900 comments. |
| 1:06.0 | Here's the thing you can be cutting Zucchini's name and they'd be like funnier than |
| 1:08.8 | Matt Rott. It's like, I'm not even doing stand-up. I'm not even doing stand-up. |
| 1:11.2 | Also Matt's a great guy. And he's so funny and he's funny. Yeah. |
| 1:14.0 | Every time I watch a clip I go, I get it, he's funny. Yeah. Funny. |
| 1:18.0 | Never not one time. The headset, we could change, but he's entressed that to everybody. |
| 1:22.0 | Yes, he had. |
| 1:23.0 | I saw him in the comedy story. |
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