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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

274-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2014

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a thin layer of decency that says, "I know I have to live with you." When people have been together more than 50 years it can be quite colorfully spoken. A fun game you can play with your significant other is ask strangers how old they think your partner is and then brace yourself when they (hopefully) guess FAR older. It's a real HOOT. Plus Tom hung out with an older man in a sauna. Did it get weird? Well, they covered cannibalism, prostitution and drugs. So it gets fun. The brown detectives may have solved an age old mystery. Maybe it will prevent future loose stools. We'll see. Jeans, this is the final episode of 2014. Let's promise each other one thing, next year, even HIGHER!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yep.

0:17.0

Hi, Bobby.

0:19.0

Hi, Bobby.

0:20.0

Hi, my man. Happy almost.

0:21.0

Mommy here.

0:22.0

Yep.

0:23.0

You believe it's just weak, right?

0:26.0

Yeah.

0:26.0

This week.

0:27.0

Oh, my gosh.

0:28.0

A new mommy year begins.

0:33.0

It's crazy.

0:34.0

I hope you guys had a great Christ mass or a Anuka Kwanzaa.

0:42.0

Did Kwanzaa festivities on the LA local news they were showing?

0:45.0

They had like their little parade.

0:48.0

A lot of tight shots though, not a lot of wide shots.

0:51.0

Why is that?

0:52.0

I think they did more show how few people were there.

0:55.0

You know, in all the years, I've lived in Los Angeles.

0:58.0

I don't think I know a single person that actively celebrates Kwanzaa.

1:01.0

That's weird.

1:02.0

Yeah.

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