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275: Reviews of Fad Water Bottles

Okay, stay close to me and whatever you do, don't set off any...

Ooh be traps, uh-oh. source to me and whatever you do don't set off any... Oh booby traps.

Merecutt I didn't get two for one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday when you switch

With a qualifying product, one membership per year participating cinemas, two standard tickets

only cheaper, free, tease and seas apply.

Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water, to Wet.

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I wanted to like this

podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. We have a very special guest today in the studio. This is Alexander Sheferifer he is back from the big city I gave up. Yeah. Just visiting

You last longer than I thought you would. He's gracing Cincinnati with his presence for a brief sojourn,

and we're all so thankful that he made the time to come to the studio,

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0:00.0	Got the tickets, sir, hey?
0:02.0	Now, what movie are we watch?
0:03.0	Ooh, an adventure.
0:05.0	Oh, where are we?
0:08.0	Ooh, it's a tomb!
0:09.0	Okay, stay close to me and whatever you do, don't set off any...
0:12.0	Ooh be traps, uh-oh. source to me and whatever you do don't set off any... Oh booby traps.
0:14.4	Uh oh!
0:15.4	Ah ha ha!
0:16.4	Whoa, whoa, whoa,
0:17.1	serge, run?
0:18.1	Merecutt I didn't get two for one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday when you switch
0:22.2	your car or home insurers
0:23.6	so compare the market.
0:25.1	With a qualifying product, one membership per year participating cinemas, two standard tickets
0:28.3	only cheaper, free, tease and seas apply.
0:30.7	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water, to Wet.
0:35.0	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I wanted to like this
0:46.6	podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. We have a very special guest today in the studio. This is Alexander Sheferifer he is back from the big city I gave up. Yeah. Just visiting
1:19.2	You last longer than I thought you would. He's gracing Cincinnati with his presence for a brief sojourn,
1:28.0	and we're all so thankful that he made the time to come to the studio,
1:31.0	pop in, say a few words, you know,
	...

275: Reviews of Fad Water Bottles

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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