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274: Reviews of Lego

Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water, to Wet.

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this

podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello everybody welcome to episode 274 of Beach

Sandy Water Toet. It's a podcast where we read the worst reviews

I should have told you this before we started recording.

I know you thought you had a special guest on today.

Um... on today. No, I, well I guess I'll tell you now. I am...

Did you just... Wait, I thought you already made that choice. What you said I should have told you this earlier and like I guess I'll tell you now I guess I second guessed it. I don't know. Okay. Here's a thing I am going through a miniature Crohn's flare right now because I

ate too many dumplings again last night which apparently is my kryptonite.

Yeah it's happened last time. again last night, which apparently is my kryptonite.

It was much worse last time when I was in New York with you

And the next day, I like... I don't remember you having done one. Well it was alone in my

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water, to Wet.
0:05.0	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this
0:16.4	podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello everybody welcome to episode 274 of Beach
0:40.9	Sandy Water Toet. It's a podcast where we read the worst reviews
0:44.0	in the most dramatic fashion.
0:46.0	My name is Zandy.
0:47.0	I'm X-teen.
0:50.0	I should have told you this before we started recording.
0:52.0	That you're extinct?
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	No, to me.
0:56.0	I know you thought you had a special guest on today.
1:01.0	Um... on today. No, I, well I guess I'll tell you now. I am...
1:10.0	Did you just... Wait, I thought you already made that choice. What you said I should have told you this earlier and like I guess I'll tell you now I guess I second guessed it. I don't know. Okay. Here's a thing I am going through a miniature Crohn's flare right now because I
1:28.2	ate too many dumplings again last night which apparently is my kryptonite.
1:32.3	Yeah it's happened last time. again last night, which apparently is my kryptonite.
1:32.8	Yeah.
1:33.4	It's happened last time.
1:35.1	Huh.
1:35.6	It was much worse last time when I was in New York with you
1:38.6	and I like ate so many dumplings.
1:41.3	And the next day, I like... I don't remember you having done one. Well it was alone in my
	...

274: Reviews of Lego

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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