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Dear Hank & John

274: Not and Never Both

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.98.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Is Benjamin Harrison the exact middle president of the USA? How did you predict a pandemic? Would a younger version of me be able to open my phone? When did we start counting minutes and seconds? Why would a bathrobe have a hood? What are small things humans do that make you happy?  Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

0:07.0

Do you always prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank?

0:09.4

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the best advice and

0:12.7

bring you all the week's news from both Mars and FC Wimmelton John.

0:15.9

Yeah.

0:16.9

John, really, I hope that, because we're recording this before the inauguration, but I hope

0:21.1

Joe Biden showed up to the inauguration as this is coming out.

0:25.1

Because otherwise that would be an unprecedented situation.

0:30.9

I would have left hardener at that Hank if it felt like a joke.

0:36.3

Yeah.

0:38.4

So, as usual, we are recording our podcast significantly in advance.

0:45.4

And usually I feel very comfortable doing that.

0:48.2

Right now, I just need everyone to know that we are in a different time than you are.

0:54.2

I haven't felt comfortable with the six day lag in at least 10 months.

0:59.2

I have to say, but I feel especially uncomfortable with it now.

1:02.6

Hank, in general, I think that we need to focus on some evergreen questions because the

1:07.3

truth is who knows when this is coming out.

1:10.1

And that brings me to the first issue that our podcast is facing.

1:16.2

Yeah.

1:17.2

Usually we save the corrections and comments for the end of the podcast, but Elise wrote

1:21.8

in.

1:22.8

And I'm obsessed with this for weeks.

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