273: John's Shark Bite

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

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What is John's emergency scale? What does "profit goes to charity" mean? When do you list someone other than immediate family as an emergency contact? How do I stop thinking about my thoughts? How much money is there in the world? Can planets be other shapes? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!
0:07.0	I'm the first to think of it, dear John and Hank.
0:09.4	It's a podcast for two brothers and two year questions.
0:11.3	Give me dewey advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimble
0:15.2	and John a man.
0:16.6	Just throw some milk at me.
0:17.6	Oh, did he?
0:18.6	How dare he?
0:19.6	Oh God, no.
0:21.6	I'm offended.
0:22.9	That's a terrible way to begin 2021.
0:24.8	It's a disastrous way to begin this beautiful new year.
0:28.9	We already did.
0:29.9	We already began 2021 and now we are announcing to the world that it's national milk day.
0:37.3	Is it really?
0:38.3	Yes.
0:39.3	Yes.
0:40.3	The 11th of January is national milk day.
0:42.2	So there was some rhyme to the reason.
0:45.1	Yeah.
0:46.1	I mean, that must be why he was throwing milk at me because he was like, it's national
0:49.3	milk day.
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