#273: 2016 State of the Union Address (@ComicDaveSmith)

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🗓️ 3 August 2016

⏱️ 243 minutes

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Summary

Dave Smith met me in my apartment to give me the rundown on what's happened in America over the last year. He pays way more attention to all sides of the news than anyone I know, and he's a libertarian, so he can see both parties with equal disgust. Plus we talk about police racial violence. And top it off with some healthy discussion of my butthole. We're going to do this every year, so hopefully you like it.

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0:00.0	oh while we while we throw non-violent people in jail for for drug crimes we forget
0:04.7	you know this the the two attorney generals under obama
0:08.4	loretta lynch and and aracolder
0:10.8	art
0:11.5	such fucking embarrassments they inherited
0:14.4	in administration where there were the biggest war criminals and the biggest
0:17.9	financial criminals in american history
0:20.4	were all at large literally obama himself said we tortured some folks like he
0:24.8	he talked about how we committed these war crimes and the financial crimes are
0:28.2	all over the place the banks have been fined the biggest fines in in history
0:31.7	and they inherited that and they did nothing they prosecuted none of them
0:35.7	they don't go after any of them and they continue we continue to lead the
0:39.2	world in incarceration like you motherfuckers throw people in jail this is what
0:43.9	we do we throw people you want the you won't throw the biggest criminals
0:47.9	because they're the government criminals and those guys they they get away
0:51.6	with it and that's true from that sub down to cops getting away with crazy
0:55.2	shit they should never get away with down to you know it all looks so much like
0:58.4	the drones yeah so much like game of thrones you know kings man you can't
1:02.0	get in trouble you killed that's sorry if you deserve it but where the king's
1:05.0	been so that's why I love this shit that's why I'm like obsessed with politics
1:08.2	and I'm obsessed with all the stuff because it's just so to me it's like like I don't
1:11.2	watch game of thrones but it's like the greatest story ever to me it's just like
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