#274: The Fringe (@JoeDerosaComedy, @AlexKealy, @AhirShah, @AlexSmithComic)

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🗓️ 14 August 2016

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

My Edinburgh roommates Joe Derosa, Alex Kealy, Ahir Shah, Alex Smith, and I all got together to talk to about the world's largest comedy festival, The Edinburgh Fringe. And since it's the Fringe, we decided to get drunk while we did it. So here goes. It's a crazy festival and these guys will help me explain it. The British ones have been here many times. I've been here once before. And Derosa was 4 days into his first time.

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0:00.0	Sounds like a far no heroin and heroin and
0:04.0	Coke or speed that's a speedball that's a real phedex died from you know, yeah, that's what he that's what he martyred himself for but also
0:15.0	Well headburn I think was just heroin no I heard of a new I heard a new mixture. Oh shit MDMA acid and mushrooms is called a Jedi flip
0:25.4	Yeah, I said in mushroom. Yeah Jesus fucking roast
0:31.4	I feel very out of my death in this and like this is not cool for a comedic is I've never taken a drug in my whole life
0:40.4	You have never been part like I've got so many friends and family that love me
0:44.0	So I just say right now stop me from never doing it until you're right now. I'm not gonna do it
0:47.7	Yeah, but when you said that I thought of closing my fist and punching you in the nose
0:54.4	You're saying it's the way you're laying and stroking your hair
1:04.8	Just pubes just like running his finger
1:25.4	Be I
1:28.0	Love that you tell
1:31.4	elegant and classy
1:33.4	I love to wonder
1:36.4	Well the past they old town never cast away
1:42.4	As darkness grows on your enchanted skyline
1:48.4	That fortress glow
1:51.4	You know
1:55.4	For when the lights go on and
1:59.4	The capital city
2:02.4	Old fascinating city of the greatest show on earth
2:11.4	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to our issue for skeptic tank number 274. I'm our issue fear today's episode is called
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