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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Ross met me in Washington Square Park to talk about delis. We're both Ashkenazi Jews so it's a no brainer that we each have our opinions on the matter. But we also got other people in on the fun and went around interviewing people in the street about their favorite delis. Jeff was really busy planning the Comedy Central shoot of the Roast Battle, so we didn't get that much time to talk. So I made up for it a little with a long intro about the beach and a long outro about Shroomfest 2016. Make sure to set your DVRs to record the Roast Battle July 28-31 at 10/9c on Comedy Central. A new round every night until the live final round on Sunday, July 31.

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0:00.0	I have no legs, I have no legs.
0:05.0	Because I know what that's from.
0:09.0	Kids, the movie kids.
0:12.0	Remember that?
0:14.0	Did anybody see that movie?
0:16.0	Like I in the subway.
0:17.0	I have no legs, I have no legs.
0:19.0	I don't even know what that guy was doing in there.
0:21.0	Why was that part of the movie?
0:23.0	I think he was just there.
0:25.0	And they were like, there was some student film.
0:28.0	So like, get a camera on that guy.
0:31.0	Use it.
0:34.0	And man, like 20 years later, I remember that dude.
0:39.0	That homeless dude.
0:41.0	I mean, he's for sure dead now.
0:46.0	For sure.
0:49.0	Hello everybody.
0:50.0	Welcome to Ari Shafir's Skeptic Tank.
0:52.0	I'm the host of Ari Shafir's Skeptic Tank.
0:54.0	And my name is Ari Shafir.
0:56.0	That's why they made me the host.
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