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26: Trevor Has Never Been in Love

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Trevor and Michael only talk about the important issues in this one ya'll. From the ins and outs of putting a towel in your ass, to how not to cheat, to solving the age old question of whether it's better to suck 10 dicks 1 time or 1 dick 10 times, because this is a science podcast.

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0:00.0

Boom we are live episode 26 boom are we live we are live I would love to be live

0:07.6

I don't know for a live though. Oh, we are live. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we were live for live dude 26

0:12.8

I guess is our first live episode is this live? Oh, we live no

0:16.8

Game we live we could edit this part out of technically if you wanted to not we're not going to because we're just gonna let the

0:22.4

The audience listen to 38 seconds of us go we live we love

0:26.2

It's like every fucking do you follow any old people on my Facebook? I love watching old people go live on Facebook

0:31.6

Cuz they they've you've seen somebody like go live that doesn't know how it works. They stare at the phone for like a minute

0:36.1

Yeah, yeah, we're live guys for live. Yeah, they stare they stare at a phone like it's a math problem

0:42.5

Yeah, and they're just like they squint what is what's the squinting they can't see oh they can see

0:46.6

I also love how older people on Facebook sign off with their name as if their name isn't already there dude

0:52.9

I love I love the sincerely. Oh, yes, I'm

0:56.8

Gina, where do we see the name Gina right there? We see and yeah, we know also, but who shows nobody shows more love on Facebook than a relative when you post a new profile picture

1:06.0

Like they fucking I uploaded a new profile picture for the first time like two years right away boom my aunt

1:15.2

Well, she come in when she wrote that I think so. Oh, was it that good? It's pretty good. I haven't seen it

1:20.0

It's a me a cluster fast. Oh, I would come to that. I would come to that you guys come to pretty good

1:25.4

But it's just like so funny like it's like like nobody comments a like so yeah, and then families like

1:30.5

We're fucking support our boy. Oh, they love it. There's there's something like in their like contract to be in an aunt or uncle

1:37.1

That's like fucking upload. They've got a notification on and shit

1:39.7

Yeah, but do you think like the cousins get a little jealous because I don't think they don't love that's no

1:43.7

They don't love to their own kids. They never do like my mom like she'll like tell me she likes it

1:47.9

But she won't like it, you know, right? What is that? I don't know my dad is actually real dude

1:53.1

My dad will comment like a funny thing underneath the video that it's like a funny video. It's stop it

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