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The Marc and Lowell Show

iRonick Media

Comedy, Leisure

2.2 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Originally aired 7/25/2016: Lowell's tech adventures, an update on our local massage place, Pokemon Go, Dan & Marc's Friday night and a new admirer surfaces...

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0:00.0	The following contains strong language, violence and nudity.
0:03.2	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:05.6	Viewer discretion advised.
0:07.2	The following presentation is brought to you by The Realm Network.
0:12.4	I did a half marathon.
0:17.0	But this is what happened.
0:18.6	I'm jogging along.
0:29.6	There was a woman about 60 who came up behind me slapped my ass and honestly went, that's what I call good news.
0:40.3	She hit me so hard. She left a weird granny hand on my arm. That wasn't even the weirdest part.
0:42.3	The next day, I couldn't walk 13 miles.
0:45.3	I was strutting around the house, like a newborn pony.
0:49.3	So I had a massage. I had a massage off the poshest campus man I'd ever met in my life.
0:56.0	I'm laid on my belly. This was his opening sentence. He's rubbing the back of my leg.
1:00.7	And honestly went, oh dear God.
1:04.7	This is unacceptable.
1:11.6	What's unacceptable? Your hamstrings, dear boy.
1:15.6	They're rock hard.
1:17.6	I'm sorry.
1:21.6	He starts rubbing my thigh and went, oh.
1:25.6	I was like, what's wrong?
1:26.6	Ridiculously stiff.
1:29.3	Then there was an amazing moment.
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