#268 - Getting Invited To A Sex Party

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Frank tells the story about how he was invited to a sex party at the age of 17. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the Basement Yard, Frank.
0:01.5	Hey, yo, your foot's snow.
0:04.8	Have you ever fucked snow?
0:06.2	Yeah, I was thinking about it
0:07.2	because I'm not moving if you can't tell.
0:08.9	Why?
0:09.4	Staying ice, icy.
0:10.5	And I went from ice, not moving,
0:12.2	staying still, icy to icicle.
0:14.5	And then I said, fuck, and then I said
0:15.8	the word ice skull in the same sentence.
0:17.2	And I thought of fucking snow.
0:19.0	Have you ever put your dick in snow?
0:20.6	I don't think so.
0:23.0	Coward.
0:24.4	You've put your dick in snow.
0:25.5	I have put my dick in snow.
0:26.6	Can you move?
0:27.4	It's freaking me out.
0:28.4	Sorry.
0:29.2	I don't want to get the buzzies in here.
0:30.8	Hi.
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