Welcome back to the basement yard. Okay, listen up. Do you rob houses for pearl necklaces?

What?

Because you look like you're basically Joe Pesci from Halloween with this hat.

Why the fuck would you wear that hat and not expect me to destroy you?

I wore it so that you would probably say so. I was, I'm coming into my mustache.

This is what happens when you grow a mustache. You just start dressing like you live in Brooklyn.

Listen, I'm a drink match of tea.

I expect, first of all, a must-e. Great.

Second of all, I expect somebody else to be coming in your mustache, not you yourself.

Speaking of which, someone's coming in your mustache.

Apparently, dude. Oh my god. I'm so, I'm so glad you said that.

Oh my god. You're glad. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not glad.

You know, but a guy left a comment, right?

Uh-huh. And he said, he's a gay man.

Of course. I'm assuming that very gay comment. I assume.

Well, see that's, that's a slippery slope because we say very gay things and neither of us have been proven to be gay yet.

This is next level gay. Really?

This is like, super saying goku gay.

What's the gayest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, forget to add that one.

Well, this is just, it just like, like, I don't mind people saying gay shit.

But this is so gay, this is like,

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