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The Basement Yard

#267 - Infiltrating Amish Country

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Frank spends a weekend in Amish country and reports back to Joe with some interesting stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Frank, what's going on, man?

0:02.3

Ah!

0:03.5

You're so married right now.

0:04.9

So married, right now.

0:05.9

Frank, he got married over the weekend.

0:07.6

Yeah, well by the time this is recording, by the time I came here.

0:10.0

Oh, you've been married forever now.

0:12.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:13.5

Two weeks forever.

0:15.2

What are the first things my brother asked me?

0:16.9

He's like, how do you feel?

0:18.6

I hate that question.

0:19.6

How do you feel?

0:20.4

In any regard, on birthdays, on, you know, anything.

0:23.3

It's like, so how do you feel?

0:24.5

I should've go shut the fuck up, Uncle Jerry.

0:26.3

So I gave him the answer he was, I assumed, looking for.

0:28.6

I was like, slightly gayer.

0:32.5

Get married.

0:33.6

Get gay.

0:34.3

You got it.

0:35.0

That's the only way that the only out, I guess, right?

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