268: Cataclysmic Eruptions

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	time the
0:18.3	lets
0:27.2	actually got you a surprise. So I hope you listen up and this is your
0:30.6	reprisal. This is finally somebody fighting back against your cruelty on the
0:36.1	Internet. Hey, what's up, Jackson? This is a cameo book by your friend
0:41.8	break. And you know, I've decided to let me franchise cover this one.
0:47.3	He was a little embarrassed to talk to you about this stuff. I heard that
0:51.7	you like to roast me a little bit. You like to make fun of me?
0:53.9	I'm not gonna be talking bad because I'm weird. My house looks like a fucking
0:58.7	trying to incel them. Okay, I don't give a shit. Okay, at least I don't
1:03.0	fucking play with Legos. At least I'm not obsessed with that. It's a real bitch.
1:06.6	At least I don't own about your lizards. I own dogs like an normal fucking
1:10.0	parking. Okay, I bought my house ready made. I didn't have to build a shitty fucking
1:15.1	house. What the hell are you talking about? I'm not damn high so fucking
1:18.0	good mansion. Go fuck itself. Okay. All right, watch you give a tiny house for
1:22.3	your tiny fucking ego. You and your fucking lizards can go fuck yourself.
1:25.5	How about that? How about that, Jackson? Huh? How about that? Go fuck yourself, Jackson.
1:30.6	What the fuck? All right, Jackson. So you finally been called out. How much
1:36.1	about time? How much did that cost? It was a lot of passionate for me.
1:42.3	You know, that's what I feel like that's worth it. Good job, Boogie. Thank you for
1:48.4	that. I appreciate it. That made me my day. And thanks Brady, I guess, was
1:51.8	saying that up. That wasn't Boogie. That was Francis Jackson. Yeah. But as we've
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