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The Official Podcast

269: Pokémon Slavery

The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to get talk about Pokémon: Arceus.

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Timestamps:

00:00:45 - Jackson Doesn't Like Jojo's

00:05:10 - Tik Tok Love Bombing

00:16:22 - Honey *Ad*

00:18:15 - More West Elm Caleb and NFTs in Games

00:31:38 - Microsoft Blizzard Acquisition

00:39:44 - Helix *Ad*

00:42:18 - Speed Shitting

00:46:20 - Bill Gates Bad Man and Microsoft

00:53:30 - Legend of Arceus Flop

00:56:01 - FanDuel *Ad*

00:58:30 - Pal World + Pokemon

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Transcript

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0:00.4

nd

0:22.2

no

0:28.2

Hello, and welcome to this incredible episode of the official podcast. We're going to do

0:34.8

something never before seen on the internet, never, ever attempted, never even considered

0:42.4

by modern humanity. We're going to discuss anime because Jackson, I was doing that,

0:51.0

waddled in here like a toddler pacifier in his mouth, Radler in his hand, his little baby

0:56.5

fist barely clenching its fingers together because the motor skills aren't there yet. And

1:00.0

he said to me, the maybe the most childish, most uneducated opinion I've ever heard in my

1:05.6

30 years of life. He said, and I quote, not only do I have sex with animals, but I don't

1:11.0

like JoJo's bizarre adventure. Jackson, can you explain that?

1:14.8

Both extremely related. That's why I said in the same sentence clearly. Yeah. I was probably

1:20.6

too busy having sex with animals when I was trying to watch JoJo. So obviously,

1:24.6

because only a man who fucks pigs would not like that show. It's just fat. That's true.

1:30.2

That's true. No, what do you want me to say? I didn't like it. I wasn't intending for this

1:34.4

to be a giant conversation. I was just telling you that I didn't like the show that you

1:37.8

constantly talk about. I was expecting your opinion. It's fine.

1:41.1

So I was for episodes. It was boring. It was like needlessly wacky, but also slow piece

1:50.8

of shit I've ever seen. Well, okay, that might be that might be a bit much, but it was

1:57.0

pretty boring. The biggest complaint, the biggest complaint of part one I've garnered

2:01.6

from talking to other people is they feel it's slow. And if that's the case, just power

2:06.1

through it because part two is a masterpiece and you need part one to set it up. So I really

2:13.2

hate the just weight attitude though. I just wanted to be good from the beginning.

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