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Hello. Hey, episode two. Yep, it's episode two, something. Welcome back to the official podcast.

Jackson and I were actually talking before this. He wanted to once again rant about shitty horror

writing. If you'd like to take it away, Jackson. What was specifically we didn't discuss this at all

beforehand. I mean, he's heard me into the bus. What do you mean to this two sentence horror thing

that you wanted to rant about? Oh, oh, that sorry. So we just came off watching. What do we watch?

I mean, if you go by by man, we watched by by man. So that's what I thought you were talking about.

But yeah, before that before that, we were talking about like actual subreddits designed around horror.

And have you guys heard of a slash two sentence horror? You've done here. I've never seen a

cast before. Oh my god, it is so fucking bad. So the design goal or purpose of the subreddit is people

create their own little fictional stories, horror stories, but the rules are that they can only do so

in two sentences. One in the subreddit, the thread title and the other in the actual post. So it

usually goes like, there's a cliffhanger in the first line and then a scary answer at the end.

So the top, the top. Look, they're fucking awful. Okay, I'll read the, so it's our slash two sentence

horror, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, so I'm going in blinds. The first top most voted of all time is,

um, all my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and

disobeyed them. Now the body of the post says, what is that glowing ball in the sky? And why

does it hurt my eyes? That is what I was laughing at. That's literally a ripoff of a joke from a famous

standup comedian. I'm trying to find his name. Uh, Emo Phillips tells that joke as part of his

standup. That's not horror. That's a literal joke that they ripped off. The way that he fucking

tells it in his standup is he goes, my parents always said, never open the basement door. They

said, never open it. I wouldn't be ready for what was in there. Don't open it. And when I finally

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