267: Two Sentences, Maximum Horror

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to get scared within two sentences.

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00:00:05 - Two-Sentence Horror

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0:00.0	music
0:30.0	Hello. Hey, episode two. Yep, it's episode two, something. Welcome back to the official podcast.
0:39.9	Jackson and I were actually talking before this. He wanted to once again rant about shitty horror
0:46.1	writing. If you'd like to take it away, Jackson. What was specifically we didn't discuss this at all
0:51.5	beforehand. I mean, he's heard me into the bus. What do you mean to this two sentence horror thing
0:57.0	that you wanted to rant about? Oh, oh, that sorry. So we just came off watching. What do we watch?
1:02.0	I mean, if you go by by man, we watched by by man. So that's what I thought you were talking about.
1:06.8	But yeah, before that before that, we were talking about like actual subreddits designed around horror.
1:13.7	And have you guys heard of a slash two sentence horror? You've done here. I've never seen a
1:19.9	cast before. Oh my god, it is so fucking bad. So the design goal or purpose of the subreddit is people
1:28.9	create their own little fictional stories, horror stories, but the rules are that they can only do so
1:34.6	in two sentences. One in the subreddit, the thread title and the other in the actual post. So it
1:41.6	usually goes like, there's a cliffhanger in the first line and then a scary answer at the end.
1:52.0	So the top, the top. Look, they're fucking awful. Okay, I'll read the, so it's our slash two sentence
2:00.7	horror, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, so I'm going in blinds. The first top most voted of all time is,
2:07.4	um, all my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and
2:12.8	disobeyed them. Now the body of the post says, what is that glowing ball in the sky? And why
2:18.3	does it hurt my eyes? That is what I was laughing at. That's literally a ripoff of a joke from a famous
2:24.4	standup comedian. I'm trying to find his name. Uh, Emo Phillips tells that joke as part of his
2:31.7	standup. That's not horror. That's a literal joke that they ripped off. The way that he fucking
2:39.6	tells it in his standup is he goes, my parents always said, never open the basement door. They
2:43.6	said, never open it. I wouldn't be ready for what was in there. Don't open it. And when I finally
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