Welcome back to the basement yard Frankie. How's it going? Oh, it's saw man. Oh, wait

I'm sorry to the god damn it. I know it started off with that

What a good start can actually a question because like I've been reading to get this off because I did this thing this morning

And I feel like I didn't notice but I've done it so many times in my life here

We get in the shower right and I'm not talking about jerk and off even though I used to do that used to jerk off the shampoo

Yeah, a clean dick. Yeah, yeah

I used to go with shampoo never conditioner though because it's a weird consistency. I got a story

I can't tell you on the podcast. I'll tell you about it after you put sunscreen on your shit. No sunscreen

What's no I didn't do that either I swear to God I need to do that one that one

I didn't shampoo conditioner anything that's into the shower. Yeah, anything soft body wash soapy slam my dick with a hair gel

Mm-hmm. There done that well. We know that about you. Yeah, yeah, no, but I used to jerk off a shampoo like crazy

Dude really sudsy penis just like fucking tresemate in the hand and then just going to town dude

You have no idea sometimes it was this is stupid looking back on a car with strategy

I used to wait until after I was done my shower and then jerk off in the shower standing there with the water off

But then like people can hear me

Why would I do that? Why would you stay in the shower?

Because I was like I mean a dumb idiot. That's where you were. Yeah, but also like I'm in here

What am I gonna step outside and jerk off on the on the mat? No, well see you're you're you're yeah

You were right. I was a child. I was a children you were in the children demographic

Yeah, but I used to I used to do that but no, but today as a grown man

I I want to know if you ever done this you ever like take your the skin of your nut sack and turn it into like a bird bath

Oh, let water fill in it. Oh no what?

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