Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome to Beach, Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

I'm X-teen.

I'm Zandi.

Hi.

Hi.

We are back for the new year.

We've already had an episode come out.

We know that.

But it's our first recording of the new year. Yes. New Year new us. Yes. So we did what we wanted to do instead of consulting Patreon. Yeah. And hopefully they're not mad. But we gave them a pretty good, nice and long December bonus. We did. Yes, we did. We read reviews of our Christmas gifts. That was fun. Well, you did. And I read a bunch of random shit that they wanted. So it was fun. Can I say something? Yes, you can. Okay. Thank you. Finally. I always have to ask his permission. I, because, okay, this is an important announcement. I'm regretting this.

You don't look like you believe me, but it's...

What's going on?

I literally just asked, do you have anything to announce?

You're like, no.

I know.

Actually, did you see how insistent I was that there was nothing to announce?

Yes, yeah.

Te-he.

No, this isn't anything big.

I just wanted to give a little shout out because as the ambassador for commonsensemedia.org, and as one of the shareholders, which I feel like I'm allowed to say since I do pay $3 a month for their services. As such, I would like to

give a little credit where credit is due to a friend of mine named Rachel or Ray, Eva's girlfriend,

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