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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Welcome, welcome to Beach 2 Sandy, Water to Wet, podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is Zandi.

No, you did not slow your playback speed to 0.5. Zandi just talks really slow. I was trying to make it make sense for the people at 1.25. Oh, okay. I wanted to throw them for a loop. You know, I wanted them to be like, oh, man, I haven't said it yet. People have said that they will accidentally do that, and I've done that where I set it to like a faster speed and then I forget and I listen to a new podcast or, you know, like a different podcast. And like, you don't notice really until the music is like, oh, you go to their live show and you're like, what the fuck? Why are they talking like that? Like, why do they talk so slow? Yeah, but some people have said they listen to Beach, too, Sandy, didn't realize. They just thought we were, and then at the music. Yeah, so. I assume no one's listening to it that fast, but that would be crazy.

So...

Have we said what this episode is?

Of course not.

This is a reviews of community colleges episode.

Is that why you restarted community? Yes. That's funny. That didn't hit me until today. Okay, I was wondering if you'd notice. She just sent me a great quote from community. I'm glad you knew it. Did you know it immediately? Oh, yeah. Okay, because I started community over again, which I haven't done in like a long time. What was the quote? It was really good. It's like Bing Bong, your view. Oh, wait, your Bing Bong. Your view is, no one. Something about Al Gore is in the same. Yeah. Anyway, it's a great quote. If y'all have not watched Community and done review, if you have not searched for reviews of community colleges while watching Community, it really is. Sing bong sing-along, your team's Al Gore, because your views are wrong. It's such a good show. The joke is that Troy went to like a conservative school, high school, and that was like the cheers that they had. There was another cheer later in the episode. There's three of them. Yeah, I almost sent you the other ones, but that one was my favorite. That's the one where he like,

Jeff convinces him to start playing football again, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a great show, folks. Oh, it's one of my, one of our favorites. It is. Yeah, it is. It's really excellent stuff, excellent writing. And so every time I saw Glendale Community College, I'd be like Greendale Community College.

And then finally I was like, I just have to watch a show.

So, uh, time I saw Glendale Community College, I'd be like, Greendale Community College. And then

finally, I was like, I just have to watch the show. So, uh, that is our theme for today.

We got tons of emails. Um, and my challenge was from Grace. And it's to find reviews where

someone mentions a dream they had, uh, which I think we have maybe done years ago, but, uh it again. Bonus points. Yeah, bonus points if they only visited the location or used the product because of the dream. So we'll see if I get bonus points. I don't remember. I don't even know. I don't know. I feel like that's not my discretion. You know, it's up to you. You go first.

Okay.

This is from Corinne, and it is a review of Southwestern Community College, and it is a three-star,

but I would say negative, by David.

SCC certainly has some good things, but some problems and discrimination also.

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