266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 2)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Nata Media
4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now!
🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
- Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
- Steff: Slaven
- 🔗 Watch on Instagram
- Mike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman
- 🔗 Watch on Instagram
- Elis: Have a look at the Ref…
- 🔗 Watch on X
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
- Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap.
- 🔗 Watch on YouTube
- Steff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower
- A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.
- https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/
- 🔗 Hay Festival Event
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:
- Bonus episodes every week
- Spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
- Tour presale access
- Gift memberships
- Steff: Perfect post-match interview
- 🔗 Watch on Instagram
- Mike: The Kop in full voice, 1974
- 🔗 Watch on Facebook
- Elis: Doncaster Rovers
- 🔗 Watch on X
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🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.
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| 0:00.0 | Wonderry Plus is better than ever, with updates just for our UK listeners. |
| 0:03.9 | Wonderly plus subscribers can listen to episodes of the socially distant sports bar early and ad-free. |
| 0:08.4 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Start your free trial now. |
| 0:17.8 | Hello, welcome to this week's socially distant sports bar. |
| 0:22.0 | It's Steph here, and before we get into the main body of the episode, we are going on tour. |
| 0:29.5 | And we want you to come because the experience of Distant Pod Live is a lot of fun. |
| 0:37.0 | We are on tour in 2026. If you head to distantpod.com |
| 0:41.9 | slash live, there are all the details. All of the tickets are on general sale at the moment. |
| 0:47.5 | We have announced dates in Cardiff's new theatre on the 20th and 21st of March. It's from Friday |
| 0:53.9 | and Saturday evening. 2026 these dates are. |
| 0:57.9 | London's Hackney Empire on the 7th and 8th of April, a Tuesday and Wednesday night. |
| 1:03.4 | I think that's due an Easter break, so it should be a decent time to come along. |
| 1:08.8 | Hopefully the sun will be out and it'd be lovely and who knows Mike might meet you in the pub afterwards. |
| 1:13.5 | And Carmarthen's Lyric Theatre on Friday the 24th of April. |
| 1:18.4 | Go to distantpod.com slash live for all the details that you need to get along to watch us live. |
| 1:25.1 | It is time for part two of this week's socially distant sports bar. |
| 1:29.8 | This is the bit where we talk about a documentary and a book. If you want to hear the first |
| 1:34.2 | round of clips in the intro, go back to part one. Enjoy part two. The |
| 1:47.0 | The I'm I'm I'm |
| 2:01.6 | I'm |
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