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The Socially Distant Sports Bar

266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 1)

The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Nata Media

Football, Sports, Rugby, Nfl, Comedy, Sport

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary


🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.

“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”

🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!

We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now!

🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live

📍 Tour Dates:

  • Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre

  • Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre

  • Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire

  • Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire

  • Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre

✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?

📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)

📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)

📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE

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  • Steff: Perfect post-match interview
  • 🔗 Watch on Instagram

  • Mike: The Kop in full voice, 1974
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  • Elis: Doncaster Rovers
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🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.





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0:00.0

Wonderry Plus is better than ever, with updates just for our UK listeners.

0:03.9

Wonderly plus subscribers can listen to episodes of the socially distant sports bar early and ad-free.

0:08.4

Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Start your free trial now.

0:17.4

Hello, welcome to this week's socially distant sports bar.

0:21.6

It's Steph here, and before we get into the main body of the episode, we are going on tour,

0:29.1

and we want you to come because the experience of Distant Pod Live is a lot of fun.

0:36.6

We are on tour in 2026. If you head to Distantpod Live is a lot of fun. We are on tour in 2026.

0:38.7

If you head to distantpod.com slash live,

0:42.5

there are all the details.

0:44.1

All of the tickets are on general sale at the moment.

0:47.1

We have announced dates in Cardiff's new theatre

0:50.3

on the 20th and 21st of March.

0:53.0

It's from Friday and Saturday evening, 2026 these dates are.

0:57.5

London's Hackney Empire on the 7th and 8th of April a Tuesday and Wednesday night. I think that's due an Easter break,

1:04.5

so it should be a decent time to come along. Hopefully the sun will be out and it'd be lovely

1:10.0

and who knows Mike might meet you in the pub

1:12.1

afterwards.

1:13.1

And Kamarthan's Lyric Theatre on Friday the 24th of April.

1:18.0

Go to distantpod.com slash live for all the details that you need to get along to watch us live.

1:25.0

Okay, it's time for part one of this week's socially distant sports bar. Please enjoy. I'm I'm I'm

1:45.0

I'm

1:46.0

and

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