Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or is I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank?

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a

advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

And John, this week, Catherine asked me if I could clear the table and I looked

at her and I said, I bet I could if I got a running start.

I mean, the reason that's a funny joke is because I could definitely

I've seen you jump because you're just picturing my shins hitting the table right on

and the look on my face as I did it.

I mean, you couldn't clear the table in either way.

Like you couldn't jump over it.

Nor could you jump its length.

Yeah, no, I definitely not.

I could get up onto it.

I bet you could get up onto it.

Belly first.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Isn't that what Climbo means where you jump and you slide on your belly over it

and then you land on your hands on the other side?

Before we get to questions from you, our beloved listeners, we do need to acknowledge

something that is always true when we record this podcast, but it's perhaps more relevant

than the average week, which is that we record this a week before it comes out.

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