264: The Opposite of a Trophy
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Do you put your mask or earbuds on first? Why were soda fountains a big deal? Why don't holes in the ground below sea level always fill with water? Where did XOXO as hugs and kisses in letters come from? How do you tell if someone has been quantum leapt? Why is pint pronounced the way it is? Hank Green and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:03.8 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John! |
| 0:06.8 | Yours I prefer to think of it dear John and staring into the middle distance in worry. |
| 0:11.5 | This part of the podcast... |
| 0:13.9 | God John. |
| 0:15.2 | Sorry. I'm sorry. I was just staring into the middle distance with worry and I forgot what what I was supposed to say. |
| 0:20.4 | I forgot my line. |
| 0:21.1 | This podcast comes out on Monday John. |
| 0:23.9 | Yup. |
| 0:24.4 | And on Tuesday? |
| 0:26.7 | Anyway, where are you answering questions? |
| 0:28.2 | Giving you the advice and bringing you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John. |
| 0:31.4 | I was on TikTok recently and I found a TikTok that was forbidden and it said TikTok for Bidden. |
| 0:36.2 | And I was like, why did it just get invited to check out TikTok for Bidden? |
| 0:39.8 | But it was for Biden. |
| 0:40.9 | That's pretty funny. |
| 0:45.3 | It's a true story too. I believe it. |
| 0:46.8 | I believe it. |
| 0:47.4 | It's TikTok for Bidden. |
| 0:48.6 | God believe it. It's exciting. |
| 0:50.0 | You know, you're like, oh, I finally made it to the... |
| 0:52.4 | To the part of TikTok. |
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