Welcome to the Commune podcast. This is Jeff Krasno. Well, today's episode really stinks. I mean,

I don't deliver it. My partner Jake does. I mean, he's no Jeff Krasno, but he's a solid number two.

He's been working on another episode about constipation for weeks, but it hasn't come out yet.

Yeah, I'm flush with poop jokes today.

I'm a dad, after all, and spent years wiping up mustard-hued baby glob.

Skyler didn't believe much in diapers, so our daughters often toddled around bare-bottomed.

And this was risky when visiting other people's homes.

So one memorable night, Lolly, my middle daughter, made a significant deposit on our friend

Kira's living room floor during a party. How we had many friends at the soiree, but no one

dandier than John. This steaming heap was a tractor beam for John's Hermes loafer, which upon sinking into the pile skidded forward, causing John to lose his balance and spill his martini on his fitted trousers.

Heikira, a mother ennured to Baby Skat, grabbed the loafer in question and eyed it meticulously.

Skyler!

She bellowed.

Schuyler made a half-hearted attempt to deny culpability, but upon closer inspection of the fecal residue on John's posh loafer, one could clearly see undigested

flax seeds and quinoa. The hippie parents were busted, brown-handed. Why get so upset? It's

mostly just bacteria, Skyler petitioned, as we exited with our party pooper.

Well, if you give a crap, subscribe to Commune on Apple Podcasts.

Here's Jake Laub with What Shape is your poop?

This is Jake Lau, and here's my commusings five questions to ask about your poop.

We pack a lot into our 314 square foot yurt studio apartment. The kitchen countertops are curved to maximize space. The baby swing and exercise equipment hang from the ceiling and are

tied out of the way. All the yoga stuff

tucks neatly under the crib, and pots and pans live in the oven. But eventually, people notice that a

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