265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 2)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
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📍 Tour Dates:
- Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
🎥 Young Rory Compilation
Steff:
⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974
Elis:
🏃♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff Doc:
⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox.
Elis Book:
📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field.
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
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Steff:
🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL
Mike:
😂 Just Funny – No context needed
Elis:
⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem
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| 0:00.0 | Wonderry Plus is better than ever, with updates just for our UK listeners. |
| 0:03.9 | Wonderly plus subscribers can listen to episodes of the socially distant sports bar early and ad-free. |
| 0:08.4 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Start your free trial now. |
| 0:17.8 | Hello, welcome to this week's socially distant sports bar. |
| 0:22.0 | It's Steph here, and before we get into the main body of the episode, we are going on tour. |
| 0:29.5 | And we want you to come because the experience of Distant Pod Live is a lot of fun. |
| 0:37.0 | We are on tour in 2026. If you head to Distantpod.com |
| 0:41.9 | slash live, there are all the details. All of the tickets are on general sale at the moment. |
| 0:47.5 | We have announced dates in Cardiff's new theatre on the 20th and 21st of March. It's from Friday |
| 0:53.9 | and Saturday evening. 2026 these dates are. |
| 0:57.9 | London's Hackney Empire on the 7th and 8th of April, a Tuesday and Wednesday night. |
| 1:03.4 | I think that's due an Easter break, so it should be a decent time to come along. |
| 1:08.8 | Hopefully the sun will be out and it'd be lovely and who knows Mike might meet you in the pub afterwards. |
| 1:13.5 | And Carmarthen's Lyric Theatre on Friday the 24th of April. |
| 1:18.4 | Go to distantpod.com slash live for all the details that you need to get along to watch us live. |
| 1:25.1 | It is time for part two of this week's socially distant sports bar. |
| 1:29.8 | This is the bit where we talk about a documentary and a book. |
| 1:33.3 | If you want to hear the first round of clips in the intro, go back to part one. |
| 1:37.0 | Enjoy part two. |
| 1:45.0 | Music. I'm I'm I'm I'm |
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