265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 1)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
- Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
🎥 Young Rory Compilation
Steff:
⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974
Elis:
🏃♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff Doc:
⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox.
Elis Book:
📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field.
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
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Steff:
🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL
Mike:
😂 Just Funny – No context needed
Elis:
⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem
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| 0:00.0 | Wonderry Plus is better than ever, with updates just for our UK listeners. |
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| 0:08.4 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Start your free trial now. |
| 0:17.4 | Hello, welcome to this week's socially distant sports bar. |
| 0:21.6 | It's Steph here, and before we get into the main body of the episode, we are going on tour, and we want you to come because the experience of Distant Pod Live is a lot of fun. |
| 0:36.6 | We are on tour in 2026. If you head to Distantpod Live is a lot of fun. We are on tour in 2026. |
| 0:38.7 | If you head to distantpod.com slash live, |
| 0:42.5 | there are all the details. |
| 0:44.1 | All of the tickets are on general sale at the moment. |
| 0:47.1 | We have announced dates in Cardiff's new theatre on the 20th and 21st of March. |
| 0:53.0 | It's from Friday and Saturday evening, 2026 these dates are. |
| 0:57.5 | London's Hackney Empire on the 7th and 8th of April a Tuesday and Wednesday night. I think that's due an Easter break, |
| 1:04.5 | so it should be a decent time to come along. Hopefully the sun will be out and it'd be lovely |
| 1:10.0 | and who knows Mike might meet you in the pub |
| 1:12.1 | afterwards. |
| 1:13.1 | And Kamarthan's Lyric Theatre on Friday the 24th of April. |
| 1:18.0 | Go to distantpod.com slash live for all the details that you need to get along to watch us live. |
| 1:25.0 | Okay, it's time for part one of this week's socially distant sports bar. Please enjoy. I'm I'm I'm |
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